1. thepunkrocker:

    thescentofsouls:

    I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

    THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 

    (via bisexual-community)

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  7. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    SLEEP TIME IS NOW

    SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

    I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

    I GOOD DOG

    I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3

    (via sinistralcentaur)

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  8. niggawitdreadz:

    toohot-tohoot:

    niggawitdreadz:

    How to spoon:

    • Dick hard on the butt
    • Titty in my hand
    • Kiss ya neck
    • Hell yeah
    What

    HOW TO SPOON

    • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
    • TITTY IN MY HAND
    • KISS YA NECK
    • H E L L Y E A H

    (via findthebeautyoutthere)

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  9. 
pedro-martines:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

Slowclappinginthedistance

    pedro-martines:

    iwishtoreportaburglary:

    thefamilyphantom:

    ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

    karen-valentine:

    chianina:

    heyfunniest:

    image

    Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

    They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

    what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

    I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

    men are pussies

    Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

    Slowclappinginthedistance

    (via sinistralcentaur)

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  10. penisvvrinkle:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

risaellen:

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.





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    penisvvrinkle:

    concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    risaellen:

    timdrakeisgay:

    the-savage-avenger:

    kneel-on-nails:

    forever-kitten:

    Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

    YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

    How the hell do woman survive this?

    Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

    women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

    A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

    the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

    But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

    image

    why is this transparent

    (via sinistralcentaur)

    3 days ago  /  495,161 notes  /  Source: choosechoice